Trash Panda for the Holidays: Catalog Christmas Cards

In this season of mass consumption, Trash Panda likes to festively push back against the terrible capitalist machine.* I do this by creating alternative narratives for the shiny photos in holiday catalogues and turning them into collage Christmas cards.

It's nice because:

Wow are there a lot of holiday catalogues laying around
Hurray, let's make something fun out of media that's trying to sell shit to us
Catalogs, post-its, scissors, markers, sticky labels, pretty paper, glue sticks, GO

I like to make figuring out the card captions a group activity with some of my more inventive friends since I find it easier and more fun to make alternative picture narratives collaboratively. Your mileage may vary.**

Here is a curated selection from the last ten years of me making these weird-ass things:

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* Far be it from Trash Panda to shit all over Christmas - this raccoon loves the winter holidays. But unrestrained late-stage capitalism can kick rocks along with 2020. So, you know, spend time with your loved ones this Yule any way you safely can, be conscious and conscientious in your gift giving and receiving, and give what you can to those who are getting crushed by a system of rampant greed. And take care of yourselves.

** Obviously, don't get together indoors with folks outside your household during this time of record COVID numbers. Doing this outside this time of year can be, uh, challenging. Taking pics of your favorite catalog images and sharing them over chat might work.

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